I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
IT GOT BETTER
This is now officially my most favorite thing on the internet
|—||Starra Neely Blade (via awelltraveledwoman)|
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
She is more than happy to eat hanging in mid-air.
The little feet! Kill me now!
“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”
oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??
oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????
what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????
how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
|—||Humans of New York; Amman, Jordan (via allylena)|
when the teacher rearranges the class room and youre near all your best friends